inbabylontheywept:

nopostradio:

inbabylontheywept:

thememedaddy:

This is what I mean when I say that recreationally lying to kids is an important family tradition.

An old boss of mine was in the Navy, and as always they haze the new guy. Told him to go get a bucket of checkered paint from the quartermaster (I think it was; any mistakes in nomenclature are mine, not his).

The QM, tired of the nonsense, actually made one. He put a grid of cardboard in a bucket and carefully filled it with alternating paints, then removed the grid, leaving a bucket of black and white checkered paint.

I feel like if you come back with a bucket of checked paint, you should immediately be promoted to general. That takes moxie.

(via addieinfanworld)

absaart:

Me, seeing a beautiful gay photo, “Oh I’ll make a quick study/wriolette !”
hm, maybe not so quick 👀

(via knightlycr0w)

veinlessart:

Drew over a poster that was in the background of the show because I couldn’t find an official full version of it

(PLEASE DONT REPOST THIS WITHOUT CREDIT)

(via fresh-bungle)

helluvadyke:

they’re goofin

elsa-fogen:

Time to learn your memes Alastor

she still made him, but few days later

i fucking love metal pipe falling sound

marsipanart:

I love him so muuuch it’s insane

lilivae:

Finally drew these two together <3

rayjeff:

i had this is mind for a while now

rumalas:

Idea from @/shyorchidghost on twitter, saying: “I think Alastor sips loudly just to bother people but if someone else does it, it pisses him off lol”

greykolla-art:

Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?

Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕